Heenan's Universal Dictionary

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VACATION
What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. [Earl Wilson]

VARICOSE
Very close   [Rural]

VEIN
Conceited   [Rural]

VESPARADO
Thief who rides off into the sunset on a motor scooter.   [Indie]

VICTORY
Has a thousand fathers (see defeat). [John F. Kennedy]

VIRTUE
The avoidance of scandal and venereal disease.   [Cecil]

VOLCANO
A mountain with hiccups.  [Anon]

VOTE
The instrument and symbol of the power to make
a fool of yourself and a wreck of your country.   [Ambrose Bierce]