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OARGASM
Sex in a small boat (see
crewgasm).
OBSOLETE
No longer used by the timid; said chiefly of words. [Ambrose
Bierce]
OCCIDENT
The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. [Ambrose
Bierce]
OFFSIDER
Assistant, helper.
[Strine]
OHNOSECOND
The moment that you realize you've made a big mistake.
[Palo Alto]
OMEN
A sign that something will happen if nothing happens. [Ambrose
Bierce]
MINOR OPERATION
Somebody else's [Rural]
OPPORTUNITY
A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment. [Ambrose
Bierce]
OPRAHFICATION
Public confession as therapy.
[Anon]
OPTIMIST
[1] A proponent of the doctrine that black is white. [Ambrose
Bierce]
[2] One who fills a crossword puzzle in ink. [Clement
Shorter]
ORGAN TRANSPLANT
What you do to your piano when you move
[Rural]
OSTEOPORNOSIS:
A degenerate disease. [Anon]
OUTDO
To make an enemy. [Ambrose
Bierce]
OUTPATIENT
A person who fainted
[Rural]
OYSTER:
A person who sprinkles conversation with Yiddish expressions.
[Anon]
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