Heenan's Universal Dictionary

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OARGASM
Sex in a small boat (see crewgasm).

OBSOLETE
No longer used by the timid; said chiefly of words. [Ambrose Bierce]

OCCIDENT
The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. [Ambrose Bierce]

OFFSIDER
Assistant, helper. [Strine]

OHNOSECOND
The moment that you realize you've made a big mistake. [Palo Alto]

OMEN
A sign that something will happen if nothing happens. [Ambrose Bierce]

MINOR OPERATION
Somebody else's [Rural]

OPPORTUNITY
A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment. [Ambrose Bierce]

OPRAHFICATION
Public confession as therapy. [Anon]

OPTIMIST
[1] A proponent of the doctrine that black is white. [Ambrose Bierce]
[2] One who fills a crossword puzzle in ink. [Clement Shorter]

ORGAN TRANSPLANT
What you do to your piano when you move [Rural]

OSTEOPORNOSIS:
A degenerate disease. [Anon]

OUTDO
To make an enemy. [Ambrose Bierce]

OUTPATIENT
A person who fainted [Rural]

OYSTER:
A person who sprinkles conversation with Yiddish expressions. [Anon]