Heenan's Universal Dictionary

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NEGLIGENT:
The condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your see-thru nightie. [Anon]

NEIGHBOR
One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he can to make us disobedient.   [Ambrose Bierce]

NEONPHANCY
A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.  [Anon]

NERD
See pranny.   [Anon]

NERDVANA
A state of oneness with one's computer.   [Palo Alto]

NEUROBICS
Believing you can prevent brain disease with mind games.   [Anon]

NEUROVORE
One who lives on their nerves. [Terry Pratchett]

NITRATES
Cheaper than day rates  [Rural]

NODE
Was aware of  [Rural]

NOIR
Said of a film in which people smoke a lot.  [Miles Kington]

NON-COMBATANT
A dead Quaker.   [Ambrose Bierce]

NONSENSE
The objections to this excellent dictionary.   [Ambrose Bierce]

NOSE
The extreme outpost of the face.   [Ambrose Bierce]

AVOGADRO'S NUMBER
Mole; skin blemish ('the number of molecules in a mole')  [MTBike]

NUTRICIDE
Being bored to death by the Food Police. [HUD]

NYETSCAPE
Less-than-full-monty Web browser (eg AOL's).   [Palo Alto]

NYMPHOMANIAC
A man's term for a woman who wants sex more often than he does.  [Anon]