Heenan's Universal Dictionary
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NEGLIGENT:
The condition in which you absentmindedly answer the
door in your see-thru nightie. [Anon]
NEIGHBOR
One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves,
and who does all he can to make us disobedient.
[Ambrose Bierce]
NEONPHANCY
A fluorescent light
bulb struggling to come to life. [Anon]
NERDVANA
A state of oneness with one's computer.
[Palo Alto]
NEUROBICS
Believing you can prevent brain disease
with mind games. [Anon]
NEUROVORE
One who lives on their nerves. [Terry
Pratchett]
NITRATES
Cheaper than day rates
[Rural]
NODE
Was aware of
[Rural]
NOIR
Said of a film in which people smoke
a lot. [Miles
Kington]
NON-COMBATANT
A dead Quaker.
[Ambrose Bierce]
NONSENSE
The objections to
this excellent dictionary.
[Ambrose Bierce]
NOSE
The extreme outpost of the
face. [Ambrose
Bierce]
AVOGADRO'S NUMBER
Mole; skin blemish
('the number of molecules in a mole')
[MTBike]
NUTRICIDE
Being bored to death by the Food Police. [HUD]
NYETSCAPE
Less-than-full-monty Web browser (eg AOL's).
[Palo Alto]
NYMPHOMANIAC
A man's term for a woman who wants sex more often than he does.
[Anon]