Heenan's Universal Dictionary

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JEALOUSY
Feeling alone among smiling enemies.   [Elizabeth Bowen]

JERBOAM
Large bottle of champagne containing a dead rodent for extra flavour  [Indie]

JIMMY
Pass water; "I'm going for a Jimmy" (Jimmy Riddle = Piddle).   [Rhyming]

JITTERATI
Office folk who live on coffee, rumour and jargon.   [Palo Alto]

DISC JOCKEYS
Hollow men. Electronic lice.   [Anthony Burgess]

JOJOBA
A bush hunted voraciously by shampoo snatch squads.   [Miles Kington]

JOURNALISM
The opinions of the uneducated, reflecting the ignorance of the community.   [Oscar Wilde]

ROCK JOURNALISM
People who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for the benefit of people who can't read. [Frank Zappa]

JUNK
something you throw away three weeks before you need it.   [Anon]

JUSTICE
A commodity which the State sells to the citizen, in a more or less adulterated condition, as a reward for allegiance, taxes and personal service.   [Ambrose Bierce]