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FAIR GO
A chance ("give a bloke a fair go").
[Strine]
FAITH
An illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. [H.L.Mencken]
FAMOUS
Conspicuously miserable. [Ambrose
Bierce]
FANATIC
One who consciously overcompensates a secret fear. [Aldous
Huxley]
FANG SHUI
Cosmetic dental reconstruction.
[Indie]
CUBE FARM
Rows of cubicles, in place of private offices (see prairie
dog). [Palo Alto]
FASHION
A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey. [Ambrose
Bierce]
F-BOMB
The F-word; "He dropped the F-bomb in fronna da nuns!"
[Coal-Speak]
FELON
A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity
has formed an unfortunate attachment. [Ambrose
Bierce]
FESTER
Quicker [Rural]
FIB
A lie that has not cut its teeth. [Ambrose
Bierce]
FIBRILLATE
To tell lies [Rural]
FINK
See geek
[Anon]
FLABBERGASTED:
Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
[Anon]
FLAKE
To cancel at the last minute or fail to show
[Palo Alto]
COUNTER FLAKE
Revenge flake [Palo Alto]
PRE-EMPTIVE FLAKE
Getting counterflake in first
[Palo Alto]
FLATULANCE:
The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are runover by a
steamroller .[Anon]
FLOORGASM
Sex on the carpet [Anon]
FOOL
One who never tried an experiment in his life. [Erasmus
Darwin]
FOOTBALL
[1] Complicated by the presence of the opposite team. [Jean-Paul
Sartre]
[2] Not a matter of life and death - it's much more important than that.
[Bill
Shankly]
FOREPLOY
Misrepresentation or outright lie offered with the aim of procuring
sex. [Anon]
FOURGASM
Sex with three of your friends
[Anon]
FOUR-O-FOUR
(of a person) Nothing there, out to lunch; based on web error message
[Palo Alto]
FOXED
Said of a web site threatened with legal action for copyright infringement,
coined after 20th Century Fox sent cease-and-desist letters to unofficial
X-Files and Simpsons Web sites.
[Palo Alto]
FRAGGING
Assassination of an officer by his own troops
[U.S.Nam]
FRANKENFOOD
Food that contains genetically modified ingredients.
[World Wide Words]
FREEDOM
[1] The right to tell people what they do not want to hear. [George
Orwell]
[2] Being allowed to sing in the bath as loudly as will not interfere
with my neighbour's freedom to sing a different tune in his.
[Tom Stoppard]
FRIEND
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes the prospect of sex totally unappealing. (see umfriend).
[Anon]
FRIENDLESS
Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance
of truth and common sense. [Ambrose
Bierce]
FRIENDSHIP
[1] A disinterested commerce between equals (see Love-1) [Oliver
Goldsmith]
[2] A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
[Ambrose
Bierce]
FRISBATARIANISM:
The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets
stuck there. [Anon]
FROFFEE
Cappuchino (it was inevitable).
[Anon]
FRUST
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan
and keeps backing a person across the room until eventually it is
swept under the rug. [Anon]
FUTURE
[1] That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are
true and our happiness is assured. [Ambrose
Bierce]
[2] Not what it used to be.
[Paul Valery]
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