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Quotations that seriously miss the point*
Odd & Funny Quotes
"You're a gynaecologist; what are you feeling today?" ~ Jon Snow, Interviewer
"Our raison d'être is to perform in English" ~Spokesperson, English National Opera
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them." ~ Paris Hilton
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." ~ George Burns
"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one." ~ Brian Clough
"They accused us of suppressing freedom of expression. This was a lie and we could not let them publish it." ~ Nelba Blandon
"Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too." ~ Richard M. Nixon
"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made." ~ Jean Giraudoux
"You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience." ~ Stanislaw J. Lec
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*Sometimes on purpose - irony is a terrible thing to behold! |
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