Whoosh!Quotations
that seriously miss the point* | 
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"You're a gynaecologist; what are you feeling today?"
~ Jon Snow, Interviewer "Our raison d'être is to perform
in English" ~Spokesperson, English National Opera "The
elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to
stop making alcohol available to them." ~ Paris Hilton "If
you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that
age." ~ George Burns "I wouldn't say I was the best manager
in the business, but I was in the top one." ~ Brian Clough "They
accused us of suppressing freedom of expression. This was a lie and we could not
let them publish it." ~ Nelba Blandon "Sure there are dishonest
men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too."
~ Richard M. Nixon "The secret of success is sincerity. Once you
can fake that you've got it made." ~ Jean Giraudoux "You
must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience." ~ Stanislaw
J. Lec  |
| *Sometimes on purpose - irony is a terrible thing
to behold! |
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