"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller

Politics

Polical Quotes

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." ~ Ernest Benn

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." ~ Will Rogers

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end." ~ Margaret Thatcher

"Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word." ~ Charles de Gaulle

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." ~ Eugene McCarthy

"It contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth." ~ Robert Armstrong, while Cabinet Secretary

"Win or lose, we go shopping after the election." ~ Imelda Marcos

"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent." ~ Marily Vos Savant

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." ~ William Shakespeare

"Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed" ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

"If you're going through hell, keep going." ~ Sir Winston Churchill

"He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul." ~ David Lloyd George

"Every burned book or house enlightens the world; every suppressed or expunged word reverberates through the earth from side to side." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." ~ George Patton, US

"The first thing to learn in intercourse with others is non-interference with their own peculiar ways of being happy, provided those do not assume to interfere by violence with ours." ~ William James

"Finishing second in the Olmpics gets you silver. Finishing second in politics gets you oblivion" ~ Richard M. Nixon

"You have enemies? Good! It means you've stood up for something at least once in your life." ~ Winston Churchill

"I only hope that when the enemy reads the list of their names, he trembles as I do" ~ Wellington, on reading the names of the officers allocated to his command.

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." ~ Edward Abbey (1927-1989) , Author

After he gave a speech, a friend asked, 'Aren't you impressed that 10,000 people came to hear you speak?' ~ Winston Churchill replied, "Not really. 100,000 would come to see me hang."

"Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home" ~ Winston Churchill

"The United States is like a gigantic boiler. Once the fire is lit under it, there's no limit to the power it can generate." ~ Sir Winston Churchill

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." ~ Sir Winston Churchill

"I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top." ~ Frank Moore Colby

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." ~ Harry S. Truman

"Consultation is a good thing when people agree with you, and a waste of time when people don't agree with you" ~ Ken Livingstone, Politician

"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it." ~ Thomas Sowell

"It is much easier to ride a horse in the direction it is going." ~ Abraham Lincoln

"The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook" ~ William James, Psychologist

"Politics is showbusiness for ugly people" ~Jay Leno

"If you can’t convince them, confuse them." ~ Harry Truman

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself" ~ Leo Tolstoy

"It is not the clear sighted who rule the world. Great achievements are accomplished in a blessed, warm mental fog" ~ Joseph Conrad

"If a teacher misses a target, they change the teacher, If a minister misses a target, they change the target" ~ Damian Green

"Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere" ~ Ronald Reagan

"Even now I wonder what I might have accomplished if I'd studied harder" ~ Ronald Reagan

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way." ~ James L. Lundy

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." ~ Bertrand Russell

"They say hard work never hurt anybody, but, I figure, why take the chance?" ~ Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the USA

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." ~ Mohandas Gandhi

"War hath no fury like a non-combatant" ~ Charles Edward Montague, Editor and critic.

"The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire". ~ Sir Winston Churchill

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." ~ George Bernard Shaw

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." ~ Mark Twain

"When I fed the poor, they called me a saint. When I asked why are they poor, they called me a communist." ~ Dom Helder Camara, Archbishop, Brazil.

"Under New Labour, only the future is certain. The past keeps changing" ~ Paul Flynn, Labour Member of Parliament for Newport West since 1987.