Obtuse
Obtuse Quotations
"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo" ~ Al Gore, Politician
"The days of the digital watch are numbered." ~Tom Stoppard
"Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was." ~ Richard L. Evans
"February is always a bad month, thats why it is only 28 days. Every once in a while we get punished with 29." ~ Steve Sardell
"If I'd had more time, I'd have written a shorter letter." ~ Mark Twain
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." ~ Ronald Reagan
"It ain't where you from it's where you at" ~ Rakim
"It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion." ~ Anatole France
"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." ~ Evan Esar
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." ~ Spike Milligan
"Please reconsider - It's hard to take 'Go To Hell' for an answer" ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." ~ Professor Irwin Corey
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." ~ Mahatma Gandhi
"The world is round; it has no point." ~ Adrienne E. Gusoff
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contributions :
please send the words, who said them - with as much detail as you can; why it was said (or not said), when, to whom ... whatever you can. I always acknowledge any help.
Contributions to Quotations:
David Shein [06], Clark Moran, Geoffrey K. Braden [05]