Cynicism

"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper."

Quentin Crisp

"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. " ~ G. K. Chesterton

"Education is a wonderful thing, provided you always remember that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours." ~ H.L. Mencken

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." ~ Stephen Bishop

"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on." ~ William S. Burroughs

"It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents." ~ Judy Carter

"Start off every day with a smile and get it over with." ~ W.C. Fields

"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices" ~ William James

"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo" ~ Al Gore, Politician

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times." ~ Mark Twain

"If I'd had more time, I'd have written a shorter letter." ~ Mark Twain

"My Karma ran over your dogma." ~ Author Unknown

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." ~ Mark Twain