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Animal Quotes
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." ~ Doug Larson
"People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" ~ August Strindberg
"Still at large are positive persons who contend the only animal with a straight backbone is the camel." ~ L. M. Boyd
"If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books of the British Museum" ~ Arthur Eddington, Astrophysicist
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." ~Robert Wilensky
(On being told that his fly was open) "A dead bird does not leave its nest." ~ Sir Winston Churchill.
"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you." ~ Jay Leno
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." ~ Joseph Wood Krutch
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you." ~ Mary Bly
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown
"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." ~ James Bryant Conant
"Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know." ~ Grouch Marx
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