I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.

Sir Winston Churchill

Animal Quotes: Churchill

Animal Quotes

Animal Quotations

Welcome to our collection of animal quotes and animal quotations. We've done our best to collect only the most clever and pithiest quotes and quotations about animals, but we're also still accepting submissions. See the information about how to contact us on our about us page (link in the footer).

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." ~ Doug Larson

"People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" ~ August Strindberg

"Still at large are positive persons who contend the only animal with a straight backbone is the camel." ~ L. M. Boyd

"If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books of the British Museum" ~ Arthur Eddington, Astrophysicist

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." ~Robert Wilensky

(On being told that his fly as open) "A dead bird does not leave its nest." ~ Sir Winston Churchill.

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you." ~ Jay Leno

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." ~ Joseph Wood Krutch

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you." ~ Mary Bly

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown

"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." ~ James Bryant Conant

"Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know." ~ Grouch Marx

Animals Quotes

I'm always looking to expand pages like this "animals quotes" page. You can find my contact information in the footer, on the "about us" page. I'll happily provide attribution if you submit something, too.

This page was last updated on January 2, 2012.