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I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on
us.
Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill |
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"People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves" ~ August Strindberg | | "Still
at large are positive persons who contend the only animal with a straight backbone
is the camel." ~ L. M. Boyd | |
"If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write
all the books of the British Museum" ~ Arthur Eddington, Astrophysicist
| | "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging
on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." ~Robert Wilensky |
| (On being told that his fly was open) "A
dead bird does not leave its nest." ~ Sir Winston Churchill. |
| "A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches
you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the
video, your dog is smarter than you." ~ Jay Leno | |
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
for what you want." ~ Joseph Wood Krutch | | "Dogs
come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you." ~
Mary Bly | | "I am not a vegetarian
because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A.
Whitney Brown | | "Behold the turtle. He makes
progress only when he sticks his neck out." ~ James Bryant Conant |
| "Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas
and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know." ~ Grouch Marx |
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