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Since the invention of cave walls, man has miscommunicated, but the development
of a profession to do it properly is a more recent event.
The headlines below have been blamed on journalists; and even if they
never actually appeared in print ... there's still time!
- Shortage of Water in Nairobi because of Flood
- Mad Cow talks in Washington
- Hung jury in sex case
- Two killed in double homicide
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
- Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
- Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Miners Refuse to Work after Death
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
- Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
- Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
- Hospital Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
And they're all true ... or are they? Write to Wordskit
Contributions to The Langwidge this
year:
Sol Squire, David Lawton
And see acknowledgments from previous
years
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